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10月1日 kids....pffft...so blardy funny1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,'answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT???' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move.'
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minuteslater..... 'Daad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out.' Five minutes later; 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' 'WHAT!' 'When you come in to spank me,can you bring a drink of water?'
3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?' The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!''
4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, 'Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?' The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. 'I can't dear,' she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room.' A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice; 'The big sissy.'
5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, 'That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?' The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, 'Yes, and my Mom says it's a b-tch to iron.'
6. When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, 'Mommy, you are getting fat!' I replied, 'Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy.' 'I know,' she replied, but what's growing in your butt?'
7. FOR MY TEACHER FRIENDS.... A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine....' His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,'What are you doing?' The little boy answered, 'I'm doing my math homework, Mom.' 'And is this how your teacher taught you to do it?' the mother asked. 'Yes,' he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 'What are you teaching my son in math?' The teacher replied, 'Right now, we are learning addition.' The mother asked, 'And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?' After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 'What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.'
8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '..... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is falling!' The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that farmer said?' One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said; 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, 'I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.' Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.' The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said, 'Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?' She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'
10. A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside and play with the boys?' Her mother replied, 'No,you can't play with the boys, they're too rough.' The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, 'If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?'
11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber says to her, 'Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie.' She says, 'Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too.'
Blardy kids...Kids say the DARNDEST things....topic: MARRIAGE
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER!!! by then." "No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married." HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? "Both don't want any more kids." WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough". "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns". WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? "When they're rich". "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do". IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them". HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?" "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
Kids' views and thoughts Never trust a dog to watch your food.
9月21日 Wonderful lifeWonderful Life
Tina Cousins
Here I go out to sea again The sunshine fills my hair And dreams hang in the air Gulls in the sky and in my green eyes You know it feels unfair There's magic everywhere Look at me standing Here on my own again Up straight in the sunshine No need to run and hide It's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to lie and cry It's a wonderful, wonderful life Sun in your eyes The heat is in your hair They seem to hate you Because you're there And I need a friend Oh, I need a friend To make me happy Not stand here on my own Look at me standing Here on my own again Up straight in the sunshine No need to run and hide It's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to lie and cry It's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to run and hide it's a wonderful, wonderful life No need to lie and cry it's a wonderful, wonderful life 9月17日 hmmmmmm.....Aiz...so much has been going through my mind lately. So much so that I think my brain is going to explode any minute!
I am one of those people who analyse a situation obsessively in fine detail. I pick at it; I pull apart the situation; I go through all the 'What ifs'; I even pick at the different scenarios, as in, how will it all play out. I think I analyse things way too much. I can sit there and just stew. The hours will fly by, and I will STILL be there thinking about it. I THINK TOO MUCH...I think I waste too much of my time thinking about things instead of taking action. HAHA...the funny thing is, sometimes after ALL that thinking and analysing, I end up following my heart; following what I think feels right inside. I told you my thinking wastes a lot of time. HAHA!
I guess with this situation, I think I'm at a stage where I'm gonna say FUCK it. Just go for it. Just 'follow your heart'. (my gawd...how terribly cliche'd!) Just go with whatever makes you happy. But there are SOO many consequences. My 'fuck it' action would probably bring about some friendship casualties. If I go ahead with it, I'll hurt people; and I don't want to. Whatever action that I may take will mean that I lose. I am in a lose-lose situation. Either way, I am the loser. I bear the result.
I dunno, I guess I was just hoping that with any sort of friendship, there would be an endless supply of support. Where I am right now, I want to be able to be happy and let other people know I'm happy. But I can't. I have to suppress that feeling to accomodate others.
To make them happy, I can't be happy. 9月15日 Friday 15th SeptemberGod...I'm feeling so fugged up right now. Actually not even just right now; more like LATELY.
This whole thing with Sou is kinda scaring me abit. In a way I can feel myself being drawn back into her again, but I know that I shouldn't. Honestly it felt like old times when we have been talking. But I feel like I can't talk to anyone about it because nobody understands. Nobody.
People do listen when I talk about it, but from the sounds of things, I know they don't understand; don't want to and don't feel like it. Its all 'wutever you say, Tina. Wutever you say.' I hate it when people do that. Don't criticise me about it. Don't make judgements on me. It doesn't make me less of a person for feeling this way; it doesn't make me less of a person for being in this situation. Don't sit there and listen but already have a view or judgement already in your head then tell me that I'm wrong instead of helping me. I talk to you about the situation because I need a caring ear; not a judgemental one that looks down on me critically.
Be a friend. Be there for me. Just listen. Don't judge me. That's all I ask. Is that too much? 9月7日 Why is life so complicated? WHY!!!As you can tell, I am sooo consistent with my entries for my blog...hahaha...every few months eh? :)
Hmmm....*sigh*....its been quite weird and, at times, confusing lately. A lot of shit has been happening that I would not have thought possible. People are re-entering or are entering my life that I probably would not choose to associate with. I don't know WHY this is all happening in one go. I feel like its one big ass test that God wants me to complete.
For example, one person that has entered into my life again is Sou (or should i say Jorden haha). We had been childhood friends who had a FUCKING huge falling out during year 11 and hadn't spoken to each other for quite some time. To say the least, it has been 5 years. It was strange. I can still remember the night that she smsed me and asked to catch up. I couldn't comprehend the fact that here was my former best friend asking to catch up. Honestly, I thought wow, didn't see this coming! Then from that moment on, we talked and the first conversation felt so...so much like old times; before the falling out; before she went out with Lawson. It was awesome having that happy feeling again, but deep down inside, I felt like I had to be careful; I had to be cautious.
What I felt inside was just pure confusion. Why was she ringing? Why did she want to make contact now after all this time? Does she even remember what the falling out was about? I had so many questions and doubts running through my head. I didn't want to get hurt again.
I remember our friendship so clearly like it was yesterday. Sure we had our good times and our happy memories of being so spastically moronic, but what I also remember most were the times when I felt like our friendship meant nothing to her. I remember all the times when I was put down; criticised and just...plain neglected. I recall the misery; and I often thought why I would put up with shit like this, why was I just taking it. And the answer I think was that I didn't want to hurt her. How ridiculous is that? Here she was putting me through misery and pain and I was not doing anything back to her because I didn't want to 'hurt' her. FUG...
Then there was the falling out and I am sure it will be something that will still be a great source of disagreement for us both. Looking back, I felt so abandoned; so much pain. I felt like she had turned her back. There was no remorse. Nothing. She had no feelings towards the situation. The pain and anguish of that time is still raw. I am not a forgiving person, nor am I one to forget when someone has hurt me so. I know that it is not a trait/characteristic that I should be proud of, but I will not apologise for it. I will not apologize for protecting myself. Which has brought me to my current predicament. Sure we talk and I am, in a way, helping her get over her break up, but I can't bring myself to forgive and forget. If we ever got to a stage that saw our friendship blossom, I don't think in my heart that I will be able to let her get close enough. I'd be too scared: not of what people thought, but of the anguish and heart-wrenching pain that I would feel if we had another falling out and for me to lose a friendship that I have invested so emotionally to. Sure, you might all think that its ONLY a friendship. How can you be so devastated over that? You'll get over it! To tell you the truth, I don't know. Maybe I'm too trusting of my friends; place too much of my 'eggs' into the friendship; or maybe because I think that friendship is one of the most important things in my life.
I got through the whole situation with Sou with the help of my friends: Charlene, Lee-ean and Darren. I relied so much on them that sometimes I felt like such a burden for them. But they never complained. They didn't utter a word. Not once did they tell me to just 'get over it'. They shouldered everything that I put on them. For that I am forever grateful. I am the person that I am now because of their friendship. I hope they know how much they mean to me, each and everyone of them. I look back and I think, wow, they all played such a big part. Lee-ean and her family helping me get the money to pay back my parents; Charlene and her crazy gay humour that made me laugh so much and so hard; and Darren and his wonderfully caring nature.
A lot of people have been asking me why I have so easily allowed Sou back into my life; to just talk to her as though nothing has happened. Let me tell you, I am helping her with her break-up with Lawson, something I don't think you should ever go through alone no matter who the person is. I am being cautious. If she were to ever become a proper part of my life again, it would take a lot for that to happen. I don't mean that out of disrespect to her; it just means that I now have a stronger barrier in which that person needs to climb over to get my respect and loyalty. Sounds silly huh? But like I said before, if I don't protect myself from hurt, then who will? Who will care enough to not hurt you?
We talked and I found out that Lawson and her had broken up. Their 6-7 year relationship was gone. Sometimes I wonder whether she has only contacted me again because she's broken up with him and she just needs someone to be there. The thing is, no matter how much I don't want that to be the case, I think it is.
That's one thing that has been on my mind lately, but there has also been something else. Something I know is not gonna make a lot of people happy and its not just people people; its my close friends. I was talking to someone I probably shouldn't have been. Someone my close friends are against. Its been weighing on mind quite a bit. I don't want to not do something because someone's told me not to. I want to find out for myself. On the otherhand, I know that my friends would only be warning me because they care. The thing is, the more I found out about this person, the more I grew to like him as a person. He seems like a genuine person. He's nothing like the current perceptions of him, something that I held before I knew him haha. The thing is, my friends have that current perception of him and believe it with so much conviction that I would believe it if I didn't know the truth myself.
Aiz...there's too much shit going on lately. I don't know why everything is all happening at the one time. Its weird huh? Aiz...well that's life for you; full of mystery; full of misery and full of SHIT :) hahaha
8月9日 busy busy busy...Sheesh its been a while since i've written here...:) aiz...well i've been a busy little bumblebee as usual (HAHA...being a nerd).
Our Accounting Association held its first event for Semester two last week and boy was it a hell of a week.
I think it was the busiest week i've ever had. You should take a peek at my diary for that week. HAHA...Charlene and I looked at my diary and we looked at each other and laughed hysterically. Hmmm....that was not a pretty sight let me tell you! I feel sorry for the people who had to deal with our sudden bursts of hysterical and at times manic laughter, coupled with tears of frustration (or was that from the laughter? hmmm) Our union office is set between two tutorial rooms and poor Annie is always having to deal with complaints about people in the office being too loud (hmmm...that's not us! I swear!). HAHAHA! We try to keep quiet, but then I dunno, for some reason, we always seem to crack each other up and spur each other on to laugh louder. Aiz, its no good i tell you!
Anyways (I got a bit sidetracked there, didn't I?) last week Charlene and I were manically organizing the Vacation Employment Fair. It was so tough! I thought that it would be much easier and less stressful than the Graduate Employment Fair, as this is our second major event, but NO, it was so GODDAMN frigging crazy! Basically, Charlene and I were up to our necks in CRAP!!! But then, I guess it was quite crazy this time round because we also had to deal with Open Day which was also on in the same week.
Our committee members let us down once again. We had no help at all. We did the promotional work, we confirmed via email with the employers who would be coming down, we organised and booked the room in which it would be held in, we organised the catering and drinks, we got quotes for the promotional products then did a deal with the owner, we banked money, we had to CHASE up the Department of Accounting and Finance AND the Faculty of Business and Economics for their sponsorship money that they had promised to us AT THE BEGINNING of the blardy year (wahhh...that was a mouthful), we had to send out emails to members to let them know about the event, we also designed a certificate of appreciation for Krispy Kreme for helping us out with Jeans for Genes Day, we updated the membership list, we had meetings with our academic adviser....damnit....we did everything.><
On the day that the Vacation Employment Fair was on, Charlene and I were pretty much GO GO GO from the time we woke up. We were the first ones at Uni to setup the room. I missed our auditing tutorial that day because I knew that if Charlene and I left it to the other committee members to setup the room, it would be a total disaster. In the end, 6 of our committee members (including Charlene and I) set up the room for the employers and for morning tea. We also had Chris from ICAA attending and I think I was the most nervous about him. From the moment we had any contact with him, he had a standoffish and snobby manner about him. We had only JUST started the association mind you, yet he was so critical, so...harsh...so in-your-face. But I think as time went on, he started to SLOWLY warm up to us, however, I was still really nervous about him. Would he judge us harshly this time round?
The Vacation Employment Fair went off without a hitch. All the employers and recruiters attended and they were ALL really really nice. We also had a large number of students attending this time, but I think we could have gotten more people to attend, HAD we started promoting the event earlier, but OH wellz. See that was FINE...the event went well....that was fine....but THEN....HERE comes the 'OMG I think i'm gonna have a breakdown and kill someone' part; when the employers left at 1pm when the event finished, guess who else left? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR ALREADY LIMITED COMMITTEE MEMBERS...yup...that's right folks. DO you know what their excuse was???
'I have a lecture/tutorial on now'
'I have to go to work'
'I have to...BLAH BLAH BLAH'
Yea well I had a tutorial too, but i missed it. Its not like we're asking them to skip class EVERY single time AND I don't exactly see them attending ALL their classes anyway.
So, it was Charlene and I who would NOT only be the first to arrive to setup the room, but we would ALSO be the LAST to leave to clean up the room. When EVERYONE and I mean...EVERYONE left the room...it was just Charlene and I. We just looked at each other and sat down. I just looked around at the mess...and I swear I just wanted to cry...AND laugh...not the 'haha funny' laugh... but the 'OMG I'm going crazy' laugh. We had to move the tables (man...there were soooo many tables it wasnt funny) and two big MASSIVE HEAVY meeting tables back to their original spot, we had to throw away cups, napkins etc and we had to return the hot water urn to the staff room AND get all the cups, saucers, plates and spoons WASHED, DRIED then returned to the room. Man that SOUNDS easy, but it wasn't. There were heaps of cups and crockery so we had to load them up on a trolley and WHEEL IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUGGING UNI!!!!! I swear it took us forever to clean that room. We ended up putting the cups and crockery into the dishwasher and had a meeting with our academic advisor, Martin.
He is awesome. He has helped us in so many ways its not funny. He asked about the event etc. Then he asked about how our grad job hunting was going for next year. Charlene's working part time at the moment at an accounting firm in Dandenong, but she's not exactly loving it. And I haven't even got one lined up yet. So Martin suggested that we consider doing Honours. HAHA...how funny...Honours in Accounting. He started to get really excited about it when he was telling us in detail what it would entail. Then he introduced us to the Honours Supervisor and told him that we would be doing it next year. HAHAHA blardy hell, we haven't even decided and its not even set in concrete yet! So now when ever we bump into him and he's with someone, he tells them that we're gonna stay at uni next year and do Honours WHILST looking after MASA! BLARDY, I reckon he just wants us to stay so that the association will still be up and running. NAH...honestly I think he wants the best for us, I can tell in the way that he talks to us. He really cares which is why I'm seriously deliberating over whether to do Honours next year. Aiz...it would also mean teaching first year accounting students though. HAHA...can you see me as a tutor? cos I can't! HAHAHA...wut if they ask me a question and I dunno how to answer it? HAHAHA...aiz...it'll be so funny!
Anyways, after that meeting and after we dried off the just washed cups and crockery, we had to trolley it back to the other side of the Uni where the event was held to put them all back. Then we locked up the buffet table, packed all tea, coffee and biscuits and collateral that the employers had left us and went upstairs to the MUBS office. I got on the net to write all the employers a thank you email for their attendance. When I logged onto MASA's email account, we had an email from Chris from ICAA. He had written to thank us for inviting him down and to say that he thought we did a great job AND that it was very professional!!!!
In that instance that Charlene and I read that line of his email, we looked at each and screamed!!!! HAHAHA then laughed, then CRIED hahaha! We were being so stupid...we started saying stuff like 'ALRIGHT...this is what we live for! hahaha', 'Oh yea...we're so good we're so good!' you know...the usual gay ass stuff :) People in the office were like...what the? BUT I think they're getting used to it now! :P Nah there's a lot of love in that office. They just think the way that Charlene and I are is hilarious
When Chris complimented us, I honestly felt relieved and happy but most importantly, proud. I'm so proud of what our association has achieved in such a small amount of time. I'm so proud of our association's goals, how we're here to help everyone studying accounting. I'm proud of the dedication of our association (well...mine and Charlene's anyways :P). I'm proud of the work that our association has done through our events etc. But most of all, I'm proud of myself and Charlene. I know that may sound like we're being cocky or whatever, but I don't care. I don't care what other people I think. They don't know the amount of hard work and sweat we put into the association, the amount of TIME, the amount of effort, the amount of everthing. But I know. So i'm proud.
Honestly sitting back and thinking about it, I never thought that I could create and start something like this. Something that helps others through providing them with as much accounting information as possible whether it be jobs, CPA or ICAA events, discounted handbooks, great deals or through our accounting events.
And to think that it all started with a student ambassador role and a small yet crazy idea of an accounting association.
HAHA...makes you wonder doesn't it!
7月3日 Tina the Tool WO-man Taylor (Only my last name ain't Taylor :P)Blardy...we're renovating the house at the moment in the middle of blardy winter! How crazy are my parents!
Not only is it already cold as it is with the door CLOSED, but its even MORE freezing now that we have to keep the door open for the tradesmen to come in and out! Damnit...and we're getting floorboards! ><....my poor poor cold feet!
Damnit its so cold in here that my fingers have lost feeling in them as I type ever so slowly....PAAAAIN!!!!
Not ONLY is it goddamn freezing in this house, I'm breathing in TOXIC fumes from all the painting going on too....WHILE getting whopping cramps in my right hand from painting!
(hahaha...all i'm doing is complaining eh? hahaha...well...damn u all....i'm good at it so i'll complain all that i want! so there! :P)
Aiz...hopefully this whole renovating thing will be done soon....the house is such a mess...aiz....and guess who has to clean it up later ><
Anywayz, hope everyone else is enjoying their holidays as much as I am...hahaha :)
Evermore – running
Too many words 6月14日 :P...holy moley....i am so sick of studying for these stoopid exams...
exams are such bastarshios...
6月10日 Best FriendsBest Friends Just FriendsJust FriendsEven though we are not togetherI care about you more than everWhen we talk I feel so close to youI don't know what I'm supposed to doI have almost forgotten what you did to meI was hurting in every part of meI was sad knowing this is how it came to beBut now I am happy that you are there for meI gave you my tearsI gave you my heartYou made me happyRight from the startWhen I write this nowI start to thinkHow happy you make meFor you and only you I must thankby Gary R. Hess 6月4日 Freaky things..............Charlene and I had the strangest day last week....holy....it was kinda freaky I hafta say...
The day started off relatively normal...nothing was out of the ordinary until I got to uni and FOUND A BLARDY CAR PARK SPOT RIGHT AT THE FRONT ENTRANCE!!!!! HOLY....that BLARDY never ever happens i TELL ya! NEVER!! So that was Freaky Thing numero uno...
Then I went to the MUBS office to check our mail and see whether we had gotten our package from ICAA. Got there and found a big ass box, so I opened it and there were YUMMY YUMMY lollipops inside! YAYz...Then Charlene and I decided we needed to photocopy some flyers to stick around uni about this leadership program and we found these crazy brightly coloured paper that we wanted to print them on at our table. So we took em out and thought...hmmm...we dun need 80 cos that would be WAAAAAY to many....and there were 4 colours to choose from, so I picked a random number of each colour and gave them to Charlene to photocopy.
As I was sitting there organizing the other brochures from ICAA, Charlene comes running in screaming my name, "TIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!...my GAAAAAAAAWDDDDDD!!!!!" ....
I quickly turned around and asked her what was wrong...then she grabbed me by the shoulders and looked crazily into my eyes and said......"THERE WAS NONE left OVER!!!"...so i grabbed her back by the shoulders and shook her and asked, "What are you talking about woman?!" But all she could say was there was none left over, so i shook her harder, "WOMAN, what are you on about?...TALK to me damnit!"
Then she pulled me close and whispered to me that when she went to photocopy the flyer with the paper I had handed her and she decide to type in 40 copies into the machine. Then when that was done, she went to the paper tray to take the rest of the brightly coloured paper out because she thought there would be some left over....BUT THERE WAS NONE.....!!!! HOW blardy freaky is that? I gave her 40 sheets of paper without knowing it...and she typed in 40 copies into the photocopy machine and she didn't know how many sheets of paper there was....its like we're so aligned with each other....that....that....OH MAH...its just blardy freaky ok?! Blardy...its like...its like the whole period thing; when girls hang around each other long enough, somehow their periods align with each other. Mind you, everyone in the office looked at us as thought we were blardy maniacs while the above was occurring and while we were clinging to each other and laughing our heads off. So yea that was Freaky Thing no#2.
THEN ...Freaky Thing no#3 occurred when the lady at the Students Service desk was....*tina breathes heavily...panic attack setting in*....NICE....!!!! She was sooooooo blardy nice to Charlene and I that I didn't even know how to blardy react!!!! She even gave us some tips on how to be dodgy and get a student concession card!!!! HOLY MOTHER! Charlene and I were shocked to the very core of our system...and it took quite a while for us to recover...but then we had no time for the next attack!
We went to the Faculty of Business and Economics to ask a few questions about our course. Our favourite lady there is Liz...she's the biggest sweetheart ever...always helpful and ever cheerful, she's just adorable in every way possible! Anyways, whenever we go there, we always try and wait until Liz is around to give us a hand with anything because the other ladies there are just MEAN MEAN MEAN! They look like they wanna pick a blardy fight with you....far out...they're never ever helpful...they're just plain RUDE...the blardy bastards....ANYWAY, so we asked Liz our questions and she directed us to the Martin's office as we needed to get his approval. Martin wasnt in his office as he had a lecture, so we went back to the Faculty of Business and Economics, expecting Liz to be there with her smile; but no...we got found this other lady named Sandra there...HOLY...she is the Meanest of them all there...she's...so blardy scary and uptight about everything...mutha....she's just a bastard alright?! But she was FUGGING PLEASANT to us!!!! SHE was sooooo blardy nice that it got kinda freaky cos I've never EVER in my 3 years there seen her THAT BLARDY nice...I seriously just wanted to reach over the desk and just slap her and asked her whether she was alrite or not! She was so helpful....I got scared! Charlene and I just looked at each other like..."WUT THE FUG?"
She even knows our names now....AND even has a nickname for us "Double Trouble"!!!! Blardy...we're not that much trouble, are we Charlene...? hahaha...blardy all the lecturers and tutors at uni always say, "Look out, here comes trouble...DOUBLE TROUBLE"....the blardy bastards! BUT yea...that was Freaky Thing no#4!!
I swear....at the end of the day....we were just all 'freaked' out....blardy i'm still recovering!!! 3月29日 blaaardy...GOOD ONE, tina!OMG...I can't believe i'm so gay! Blardy...got on the train one morning on the way to work...and I sat down in my usual spot on the train (MAN...that's gay enough already...having a 'regular' spot on the train! ><)...I put on my
ipod and started to listen to some music. There was a girl sitting a seat away from me and she had her head down like she was sleeping, but i didn't notice her face or anything.
Then the train got to the next station which was Syndal and Phillip got on and sat across from me. There we were chatting away about crap...then the girl near us looks up really suddenly and goes,"OMG...I was wondering why those voices sounded familiar?" Phillip and i looked at her like WHAT THE FUG??? Is she nuts???
THEN...we realized that it was Maxine, a friend we had known since year 7! HAHA...blardy...how gay is that? I was sitting next to her this whole time...and i didnt even 'see' her...blaaaaardy! TINA..how blardy blind can u get??? Phillip just looked at me like i was the biggest DICK ever...hahaha...oh wellz what can i say? haha
So...we moved closer to her and just basically caught up with her haha...man...there was a lot of catching up to do...haven't really spoken to her much since high school...but yea it was good...
When things like that happen...and u start to think MAN i haven't seen that person in x amount of years...hahaha thats when u know that ur starting to get OLD!!!
3月19日 DEAL or NO DEAL!Ok...I've made a deal with Robbie...if i can find him someone that he is attracted to and is gf material then I win either $50 bucks or dinner....if not then...I shout him dinner or give him $50 bucks haha...
So...everyone....if you know a very attractive girl who would be perfect for Robbie (I reckon he's blardy picky...so she's gotta be REALLY hot...and have a great personality!!!)....then just msg me hahaha
This should be good...
 Robbie, if i find you a good one...i reckon you blardy owe me more than $50! haha
....man....graduate applications start closing nearing the end of April....and I still haven't started yet...
I hate things like this...these things always bring on a lot of self doubt and all these little insecurities of mine start to play on my mind...I guess i'll just have to deal with it seeing as its gonna happen all the time... ><
2月15日 Aiiii....what have I gotten myself into!Aiz...blardy this whole 'starting' up an association thing was suppose to be fun...HARDWORK...but fun....and its just not turning out the way its suppose to. I guess mainly b/c we don't have the support that i was expecting. I mean...we have academic and industry support but i mean the main problem is with friends...they're suppose to be supportive of issues such as these...i mean that's what friends are for right? For support, for help...they're meant to be there for you and encourage you in situations just like this.
*sigh*...i won't name names....but i guess i'm really disappointed...really let down.
2月14日 Valentine's Day s2Oiiizzz....Its blardy Valentine's day and there's no Valentine for me! >< Aizz...looks like its just gonna hafta me and you, right Lee-ean??! HAHAHA
Mate i'm in such a poo mood today...even though our CPA association idea is coming along quite nicely....aiz..it kinda all started this afternoon. I was with Charlene today while she was working at The Natural Source at Glen Waverley cos i had the day off and this man walked in looking quite lost. HAHAHA poor thing....the beauty and bath products must have scared him! :) Anyways, Charlene thought he looked like he needed help so she asked him what she could do for him. He sheepishly said he was looking for something for his wife as today is Valentine's day and that she liked bath products. He just kinda of nodded and agreed to whatever Charlene was saying and ended up buying a gift pack...then it got me thinking...awww its Valentines day and all these guys are running around getting presents for their girlfriends, wives and partners! Blardy... its days like these that you wished you had a boyfriend! >< No FAIR! Valentine's Day is no fun when you don't have anyone...:P
Anyways, Charlene and I have been busy little poofaces lately. We're trying to get together a CPA Student Association for Monash University. We realised that a lot of Accounting students are coming into uni not knowing jack all about CPA, CA or other Accounting bodies. So we decided that since we're CPA Ambassadors already, why not start up an association for Accounting students so that they can be informed on CPA work experience programs, seminars, industry nights and what have you. When we first started uni, we knew a little bit about CPA and CA, but nothing more. Basically we didn't care. It was the same with 2nd year uni...we were (and still are) the laziest bastards EVER! But now that we're in our final year, we figured that students need to be more proactive in laying down stepping stones to their Accounting careers. We found it really hard looking for vacation work and thought that not only was it because of which university we went to, but also because we lacked the Accounting experience and believe that to be an underlying factor.
So we've decided that if students are gonna succeed in getting a position with an Accounting firm over a Melb Uni student then we need to be one step ahead of them; we need to have more work experience than they do. A lot of students are pretty much studying and working normal retail positions and not getting experience in their chosen work field, so as an association, we're gonna try and push onto students how important getting vacation work, internships and work experience is. We are also gonna provide students the resources, support and opportunities for them to do so.
Hopefully this is something that Charlene and I can pull off with success...hahaha...knowing us...we'll do so with a lot of hiccups on the way. Cross ur fingers for me!!!
And...by the way....HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY everyone! s2 s2 s2
1月30日 LONG time noooo BLOG!AIIII...long time no BLOG...haha...been quite lazy about the whole thing actually...i don't know how people can continually update the thing! AIYO...so MUFFIN!
Anyways...i was having a chat to Lee-ean not so long ago about how well u really know someone...
Like we were talking in the car on the way home from Matt's party about this...think about it...ur going out with someone and you THINK you know them...but mate...they could have some psycho side you don't even KNOW about...or they have this EVIL side to them....i mean you hear about stuff like wives getting killed in the middle of the night by their husband cos he's living some double life and has a gf on the side or something...or he has some financial difficulties that he's hiding from the wife and he can't take it anymore and kills the whole family...
I MEAN...how BLARDY SCARY is that??????? I mean...you've married some guy that you THINK you know everything about...but NO...he could turn around and stab you in the eye!
 I guess in a sense....you never EVER really know what the other person is thinking, hiding or is feeling in their heart....no matter who they are...be they your parents, your husband, your friends....omg even ur own CHILDREN! HOW FUGGING SCAARY!
Aiz...i think i'm over-analyzing things haha...but i dunno...just reading stuff like this in the newspaper or magazines really makes me think and question how well we know the other person....ai...better stop thinking about shit like this...or i'm never gonna be able to trust or make friends with anyone...hahaha...i'd be too paranoid!!!!
12月13日 Falling for you - Jem
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